February Second

For starters, I'm a bunny and I have more dignity than to let someone grab me by the ass and haul me out into sunshine and flashbulbs.

Then I'd crap on their palms.

Finally, if I'm going to project six more weeks of this hell, there'd better be an Aruba vacation in it for me.

You guys just don't know how to play your hand.

Bunny on.